Meme Lord (tho he pronounces it as "me-me") also known as Sexy Seabass, Vanilla Ice, Winter Boo Bear, Wiener Soldier, and Sebastian Satan.
Lost Romanian Puppy, who doesn't know anything, ever...
Space Nerd.
Loves karaoke.
Took his girlfriend to McDonald's to get a happy meal after losing his virginity at the Time Hotel in Times Square.
Can't kill a spider cause he is a fluffball.
Goes from cinnamon roll to sinnamon daddy in 0.00091 seconds
His jawline is more structured than your life (let's face it, it's true)
Those thighs of betrayal and what's between them is the reason you sin at night (or maybe 24/7 if you are a hoe)
Adorkable flirty ass who just wants to eat microwaved cookie dough quest bars and talk about lube (or use it...in his hair)
Will probably show you to the beach if you ask nicely...
*Warnings: don't leave your bags at the movie theater cause he will go through them to make sure it's not a bomb; can shamelessly lurk on your instagram stories
Lost Romanian Puppy, who doesn't know anything, ever...
Space Nerd.
Loves karaoke.
Took his girlfriend to McDonald's to get a happy meal after losing his virginity at the Time Hotel in Times Square.
Can't kill a spider cause he is a fluffball.
Goes from cinnamon roll to sinnamon daddy in 0.00091 seconds
His jawline is more structured than your life (let's face it, it's true)
Those thighs of betrayal and what's between them is the reason you sin at night (or maybe 24/7 if you are a hoe)
Adorkable flirty ass who just wants to eat microwaved cookie dough quest bars and talk about lube (or use it...in his hair)
Will probably show you to the beach if you ask nicely...
*Warnings: don't leave your bags at the movie theater cause he will go through them to make sure it's not a bomb; can shamelessly lurk on your instagram stories
Here's a question: do you like Sebastian Stan? If your answer is "no" then here's another one: WHY THE FUCK ARE U LYING, BITCH???
by nutella clit August 16, 2016
Cutest motherfucker in the world who runs a Chris Evans' fan club.
Most known for his THIGHS OF BETRAYAL
Most known for his THIGHS OF BETRAYAL
by Agent Drom November 6, 2014
Sebastian stan is a cute but misunderstood man. You cannot hurt him because though phydicly strong he is but a fragile beauty at heart. He will defend you and will carry all your best intentions as if they were his own. He never betrays a friend even after many a years. Slightly crazed and hilarious at bitter moments, Sebastian will make you smile with seriousness and joy that will inflict upon others. Quickly he will become your fav American and wanted boyfriend, his smile, hair, and other perfect qualities such as hight and adoribleness quickly entrances you as does his warm emotions that you also can't resist. Overall if you have similar anythings you will love Sebastian Stan.
by marvel obsessionist January 21, 2015
to put it shortly…. Sebastian stan is a romanian sex god who could run me over with a bus and crush my heart and i’d say sorry… AND his couch looks like flatbread (sorry mackie)
by ellacassidy June 7, 2021
he is the cutest man on earth. he is a religion. we should all worship him. idk why he is so perfect not that im complaining but he is too good to be true, i mean he is 6"0, if your're 5"3 TAALLL, his face is has more structure than your life and yk everything.
real story
me: you know i love sebastian stan
friend: its just a phase trust me ive seen you been through this with like 5 guys
me: no this one is going to last
5 years later...
me: told you he was not a phase he is the best crush i could ever ask myself for
friend: didnt think you were going to make it
me: you know i love sebastian stan
friend: its just a phase trust me ive seen you been through this with like 5 guys
me: no this one is going to last
5 years later...
me: told you he was not a phase he is the best crush i could ever ask myself for
friend: didnt think you were going to make it
by SS-TH-BORHAP-LM September 22, 2020
by buckys.void November 23, 2021
The cause of my depression (not really) but he is known for the tv show once upon a time and DAmn, and HES most famously known for the captain America movies. By the way, BUCKY BARNES IS NOT A VILLAIN!
by God jammit sharol. July 2, 2018